my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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