how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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