My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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