I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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