sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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