I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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