ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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