That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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