we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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