Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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