last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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