Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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