i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My breasts were aching with rage.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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