Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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