All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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