shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
where does the pee come out of this thing
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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