The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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