I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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