Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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