dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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