U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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