Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Boobs are out for the taking
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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