Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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