I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My dick has a subreddit
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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