would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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