So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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