It's Friday. Sex?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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