everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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