He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm at about main and main street
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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