No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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