You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
