sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
There r osticjed everywhere
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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