I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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