She's JV to your varsity
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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