I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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