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i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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