But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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