He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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