It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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