Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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