Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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