She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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