I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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