i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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