We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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