I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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