Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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