I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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