When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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