Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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