I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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