So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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