He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
