I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
