Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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