Where is the hickey?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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